So I’m having lunch at a Chinese restaurant today with my mom and daughter and the owner’s daughter asked why my daughter doesn’t live with me. I replied, “Because she’s mean.” Without missing a beat, the girl grins and says, “I think you’re mean.” Where does this reputation come from? I am an angel from heaven. I bring nothing but light and joy into the lives of everyone I meet. And I’ll bludgeon to death anyone who disagrees with me on that.